Factoids or Factewwwws

Every rotation I pick up a handful of information about various things Mr. Med Head is learning or encountering. Ob/gyn has proven to be no different. As one who isn’t really interested in having little people I’ve never delved into the depths of all the ways to get to that result if the natural way isn’t working. Eggs + sperm + petri dishes = baby somehow. Well, now I know quite a bit more, though who knows how long it will stick around in my brain.

***Warning warning! Semi-grossness ahead, proceed at your own risk***

One tidbit that has stuck: FSH is an important thing, and sometimes ladies need more for making an offspring. Where do you get more? Well, you can use some boring genetically modified bacteria OR collect it from someone who has more than they need. Who has an abundance of FSH you ask? (Or maybe you don’t ask… and have stopped reading already… I probably wouldn’t have asked, but hubby had that super excited face on) Post menopausal women have FSH to spare!  BUT WAIT! Just like an infomercial, it gets better! (Cue even more excited hubby face) FSH is flushed out via kidneys! Ohhh yes kids, that means urine! But you don’t want just any urine, there could be other gunk/disease in there. (This was used more in the past when there wasn’t good filtering) NO GOOD! So, where do we get nice clean donations? (Cue gleeful fact-spouting & chortling hubby) NUN PEE! Yep. FSH extracted from post-menopausal nuns’ urine could help you on the road to babies.

Or, you could go with the bacteria.

Annnd now you know! (Bill Nye the Science Guy?? Anyone?)

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Psych!!

I’ve been meaning to post about my psychiatry rotation but it seems the whole rotation has finished and I’ve yet to post. So here’s a few somewhat tardy thoughts.

I was in the university hospital psych ward which is essentially the psychiatric ICU for the state. To enter there are two sets of locked doors which only open one at a time. Patient rooms are bare, with a bed that is attached to the floor and a camera in the corner. IVs and the typical cords, hoses, and accoutrements of a hospital room are out of the question. Public Safety officers are on hand at least several times each day. Patient turnover is high and the requirement for entry is having more than a few screws loose. Or having a high risk of imminent harm to self or others. The types of cases I saw were not something I am likely to see in outpatient practice however it was really fascinating to see patients with textbook descriptions of things such as mania or florid psychosis. We had one patient who was a swallower and had an xray that looked about like this: cow476-1lgAnother patient had decide to stab an ice pick through her temple to the middle of her head. Just because it seemed like the thing to do. Many mental illnesses have concomitant substance abuse or TBI (traumatic brain injury) and our patients were no exception. Becoming familiar with the clinical picture of both intoxication and withdrawal from just about every substance of abuse was critical on this rotation. We also dealt with many serious personality disorders. One severely borderline patient was placed on a hold on our unit after threatening to kill physicians at one of the other hospitals in town. Borderline (FYI) is a personality disorder where the person is on the border between psychotic and neurotic.  For example this guy told us a horrendous tale of how his mom had committed suicide and he had found the body. Turns out he fabricated the whole story but yeah, extremely unpleasant. He had several failed suicide attempts and was the one and only person who made me wonder if both his life and the world would be a better place if he succeeded. I’m somewhat ashamed of feeling that way; but these patients can be so wretched that wondering if their life is worth living is a normal reaction for those around them.

Unfortunately for many of the patients there wasn’t a whole lot we could do for them. Their acute illness could be managed but often the social situation to which they would be discharged was incredibly poor. For example we would literally discharge people to the street or if they were lucky, a homeless shelter. With schizophrenia the term ‘downward drift’ is bandied about and refers to schizophenrics gradually becoming less and less functional in society. But really many mental illnesses fit the downward drift model. The social worker and case manager were fantastic but the resources are just not there to help a large portion of the mentally ill in our society.

As an aside, while we try to avoid politics on the blog, I have to just shake my head at the idiocy of the recent fervor about gun control. I mean, sure, let’s have thorough background checks on people who purchase firearms. Very reasonable. But consider that every high profile shooting that I can recall, from Columbine, to Virginia Tech, to Portland and Sandy Hook were by individuals who were mentally disturbed, and at least the latter two were with stolen firearms. I wish politicians would quit grandstanding for the sake of their careers and maybe actually do something to make a difference…such as increasing mental health funding. Many of the state run mental health institutions across the country have shut down during my lifetime due to lack of funding.

Fortunately not all patients were in such poor social standing and we were able to make a difference for some. There were a number of patients who had acutely decompensated and after a short inpatient stay were able to discharge in stable condition to a good situation.

The juxtaposition of the legal and medical systems is still something I don’t quite understand. Patients can be admitted voluntarily but more often are placed on a hold, which means their case is then evaluated by a court investigator.  The investigator can drop the hold, put the patient on a 14 day divert (ie. reassess in 14 days), or take the patient to court at which time a judge will decide if they need to be committed. In our state the minimum time for a court commitment is 6 months, but it varies state to state.

A final observation is that the line between life and death is very indistinct for many of these patients either due to psychosis, or suicidal ideation. To sit and calmly discuss with a person the intricate details of their suicide attempt as if we were talking about ordering lunch is completely surreal. The interactions between patients on the unit were almost always positive however, and actually provide a lot of comedic therapy for the staff. It’s much much too absurd to try and describe it here… :P   In all psych was a bizarre, intense, fascinating, and sad experience. But one that I’m very glad I had.

Now I’m on to OB which is the final rotation of third year. Day one was interesting as the hospital caught on fire and several floors had to be evacuated. Fortunately the damage was minor and nobody was hurt. It’s always an adventure though!

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Snaps

Early birthday/anniversary present from hubby =

New camera!

Blood cells!

No, the present wasn’t knit blood cells. The present was me being able to take snazzy pictures of them. (Or at least trying… I’m used to the roomie’s Nikon, and Canon seems to be a whole different ball game.) Manual mode has a much steeper learning curve on this camera, but I’m trying to get some basics down before Scotland.

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Delicious-etarian

So, you may have noticed that my favorite foods have yet to include a meat product. Well, there is a reason for that. We’ve became once a week meat eaters years ago, but several months ago I stopped eating almost all meat. I’m only meat that I know had a good life and a quick death. So, nothing from the mass meat industry. That has left me the elk that Mr. Med. Head and crew shot last year. And I’m perfectly okay with how things have been going. Granted, I’ve been allergic to beef my whole life, don’t like a lot of pork products, and so was really just eating chicken/turkey before. The main thing I used to eat of those was ground turkey for tacos, and I found tofu works as a great replacement.

What does Mr. Med Head think? He mostly agrees, but he will still order meat dishes when we go out. Which is fine.

No worries about me getting up in your grill about animal rights or what-have-you. BUT if you are visiting and I’m cooking for you, prepare for a lot of fruit, veg, and things like quinoa and couscous. All of which I find to be delicious! Gotta have delicious noms!

 

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April Favorites

Book/Audiobook

book

I Capture the Castle || By: Dodie Smith ||Pgs. 343 || Genre: Novel, adult fiction

I’m a fan of interesting first sentences, and this one is pretty good:

I write this sitting in the kitchen sink

This novel is written from the perspective of Cassandra Mortmain in a journal style. Cassandra is an aspiring writer and practices story telling with the antics of her eccentric family and everyday life living in a crumbling castle. There is no flash nor fast-paced action, just good writing and interesting characters.

Fun fact: Dodie Smith also wrote “The One Hundred and One Dalmatians”

patties

Food/Drink

Black bean and veggie burgers! I found the Lightlife brand ones at our local “bent and dent” store and thought I’d try them out. Very tasty! My favorite way to eat them is heating them on the cast iron skillet, top with some spicy hummus, and surrounded with a lettuce leaf bun. Since I don’t putting a lot of effort into cooking for just myself they are the perfect lunch solution for me. Quick and easy!

Game

Ummm… I didn’t really have time/energy for games this month. :(

Youtube Channel Telly

Doctor Who !

Art/Etsy/Creative Thing

geekygirls

Random Happy

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Mom will be happy to see a helmet!

I’m sorry this is climbing again, but while on a rural retreat I leveled up twice in climbing skill. My first and second climbs (same climb actually) were 5.7, this trip I conquered a 5.8 and a 5.9. Also had my first encounter with using a crack. My wimpy little arms were definitely shaking near the end.

Also, technically this isn’t an April favorite since it happened today, but pffftt I do what I want!

broMy little bro returned home!!! Safe and sound! :D

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Things I’ve learned…

… while Mr. Med. Head has been on the psych. rotation.

  • (In our state at least) You can’t be institutionalized unless there is hope that you can get better. Which begs the question, where do all the people who can’t get better go? Well, if they don’t have family or friends to take care of them it’s prison or life of being homeless. STUPID!
  • All the parts of mental health system either don’t exist or suck.
  • The difference between psychologist  and psychiatrist.
  • Smeagol can be a popular character on the ward.
  • There are some pretty entertaining stories, and you kinda have to laugh because if you really think about what’s going on it’s pretty dang sad.

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Newness

Knit

Knittin’

Wood

Wood n’ bone

Light

Light

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dark side

Dark

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

New projects. Nothing has turned out exactly how I envisioned, but I’m hoping a success is on the horizon.

 

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Jayne Error

So, most of you have probably already seen this: http://www.themarysue.com/jayne-hats-fox/

Yeah…. we’ve been coming to terms with this for the last couple of weeks. At first we were thinking that maybe we could resolve the issue because we thought the problem was we used a movie still in our product ads. Nope. Apparently FOX is claiming the rights to everything slightly related. I’ve heard stories of items being pulled for having the word Serenity, Firefly (sorry bug and zen lovers), and even shiny. A few shops tried to re-list items using no tags that related to the show except, cunning. Yes, “Cunning Knit Hats” are apparently also a no-no.

I am happy this has gone semi-viral. We haven’t really talked about it because when you are contacted it says you aren’t supposed to post in forums or whathaveyou. However, since some shops were completely shut down the owners have come out and said what’s going on so we don’t need to.

Yes, I get it, they have technically have the right, but after 10yrs. of  ignoring the show/fandom this still sucks. “Oh, this show we showed out of order and then canceled has a hat that has a following?! Let’s claim it! MONEY MONEY MONEY!”

On a personal note this has been rather disheartening. We weren’t getting rich off this hat (remember that whole being under the national poverty line thing?), but it was giving us enough to cover the bills. BUT the money isn’t the biggest issue. Nerdy culture and fandoms are amazingly fun and friendly places. We have connected with loads of fellow Browcoats, and I really felt like I had found my place in the fandom. I’m not talented at many things(despite what my mom will tell you), but I can knit hats/scarves/ornaments with a high quality level for fellow fans that don’t posses that skill. And then there’s charity. We’ve donated a couple items to charities for them to auction off, as well as personal giving which included a > $700 check soley from Jayne products this past Nov./Dec. We have other items that sell of course, but nothing of that magnitude of those things.

ANYWAYS! I’m re-evaluating what I want to do, and where to go from here. The embroidered anatomy is still up, and luckily I don’t think anyone can trademark/copyright/claim that stuff.

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A Scottish Bunny

A Scottish Bunny

Bunny mail making itself at home. :)

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April 8, 2013 · 7:06 pm

Hats for little noggins

Proof that I can knit cute non-geeky things

Proof that I can knit cute non-geeky things

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